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« Reply #4710 on: November 12, 2007, 11:40:00 am »

Lol, I'm not good at writing, maybe Laura should, I'll give her the ideas, she can write. If she doesn't start striking of course  Wink
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« Reply #4711 on: November 13, 2007, 11:17:31 am »

Hello people!!!!! I'm back at the Lit thread (even though I've only been gone for about two days). I think this thread is actually starting to get back to normal, aside from the fact that we're still missing several of our dear Lits.

Anyway, I have nothing to do. I just updated one of my many fanfictions (finally). I can't believe that before today, I hadn't updated any of my fanfictions since the beining of September! I'm not nice to my readers sometimes. lol. So, I guess that's it. Bye everybody!

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« Reply #4712 on: November 13, 2007, 05:38:16 pm »

Hello people!!!!! I'm back at the Lit thread (even though I've only been gone for about two days). I think this thread is actually starting to get back to normal, aside from the fact that we're still missing several of our dear Lits.

One person I can think of right away....

Brenda!!!!!!!! Where are you, crazy girl?? Not crazy as in "crazy in the head" (although sometimes I wonder  Cheesy  Kiss ) If you are lurking, come and post. We miss ya, gansta!


Mira, what is it I'd be writing, Sicko Gilmore GirlsCheesy I'd need some help or else I would start striking...you can pay me in peanut butter and M & Ms (but just not peanut butter M & Ms, although they are yummy). To give words to Jim's idea would be an honor  Cheesy
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« Reply #4713 on: November 13, 2007, 10:38:46 pm »

Laura, ok, I will pay you in m&ms and peanut butter. Jim will be happy to hear  Grin
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« Reply #4714 on: November 14, 2007, 06:44:05 am »

Laura will work for M & M's and peanut butter? I know there is a writer's strike but has it come to this?  Wink
A Sicko Gilmore Girls with Dean and Lorelai in a relationship.. only in the Literati thread would such an idea be hatched! I envision a double date between Dean/Lorelai and Jess/Rory, where Jess out of habit tries to make a move on Dean's gal and a fight ensues over Lorelai. Rory is left alone but she is Princess Rory and will find a new guy in no time. Perhaps a new character named Jim will join the scene, bonk Dean's and Jess' heads together and walk into the sunset with Lorelai. Happy Ending!  Cheesy

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« Reply #4715 on: November 14, 2007, 06:46:13 am »

Ha, I knew it would come to Jim running away with Lorelai  Grin It always does...  Grin
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« Reply #4716 on: November 14, 2007, 09:36:18 am »

Sicko Gilmore Girls, episode 1

Lorelai: It was such a nice idea for all of us to go out.

Dean: Whatever makes my sweetie happy.

Rory: So mom, how long have you and Dean been seeing each other?

Lorelai: Hmmm, what has it been, like 3 months?

Dean: 3 months, 5 days, 20 hours, 11 minutes, 3 seconds...4 seconds...5 seconds...6 seconds...

Lorelai: He just seemed different to me one day when he changed the water bottle.

Jess: I'll change your water bottle any day.

Dean: 10 seconds...11 seconds...12 seconds

Rory: Jess what are you ordering?

Jess: So Lorelai, do you come here often?

Lorelai: It's your uncle's diner, I come here every day.

Jess: Right, right. I see you every day.

Lorelai: Okay...

Dean: 25 seconds...26 seconds...27 seconds

Rory: Jess, did you finish that book I lent you?

Jess: Lorelai, maybe we could watch a movie together sometime?

Dean: 32 seconds...33 seconds...Hold on! I know what you're doing Jess. No one makes the moves on my gal.

Jess: Well, you do have good taste.

Dean: Aaahhhh I lost count! That's it!

*Dean leaps across the table and brings Jess to the ground. They sucker punch each other a few times*

Rory: Does this mean I don't have a boyfriend anymore? Whatever will I do?

Logan: I'll be your boyfriend!

Rory: Okay.

*The diner bell dings, a new customer has entered. The stranger makes his way to the fighting two-some and beings them to their feet, and proceeds to bonk their heads together*

Lorelai: My hero! What's your name?

Stranger: Jim.

Lorelai: What do you say we get out of here, Jim?

Jim: Sounds good to me.

Lorelai: Hey, Jim, do you know how to change a watere bottle?

Jim: Yeah, why?

Lorelai: No reason, that's a great skill.

*Lorelai and Jim walk off into the sunset. Logan and Rory are an item. Dean and Jess are left unconscious on the diner floor*

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« Reply #4717 on: November 14, 2007, 10:07:23 am »

Laura - Your fan faction is hilarious! This fan loves it! Especially that ending. We needed a new hero and this Jim character fits in perfectly. True to life because i know for a fact that he can change water bottles, never mind that half the water ends up on the floor.  Cheesy  I wonder how your Headliner ending for Rory will play on this Literati thread...
I'm thinking you should act out your drama at Thanksgiving with your relatives. Maybe Brad Pitt can stop by and play the part of Jim, if Angelina can spare him for the day. If he's not available for the role, perhaps Sean Gunn.  Grin
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« Reply #4718 on: November 14, 2007, 10:12:17 am »

Why thank you  Grin The Jim character just came to me, I have no idea what made me think of it. My Headliner ending may not please the Lits...I am a little afraid  Cheesy I'm sure Angelina can do without Brad for the day, I'm sure she's sick of looking at him.
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« Reply #4719 on: November 14, 2007, 10:17:54 am »

I'm thinking that Brad might be sick of looking at creepy Angelina! But hey that's just me. I'm also thinking Kirk should be available because Lulu is sick of looking at him. For his acting services you can pay him in food scraps that fall on the floor while you're all devouring your dinners.

I should add that you captured the essence of Dean, that poor insecure guy. I think Dean needs a looser relationship with someone like Shane. Might be good for him. The Gilmore Girls are a bit too much for that guy to handle.
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« Reply #4720 on: November 14, 2007, 10:20:24 am »

Oh yeah, Angelina creeps me out a little too. Hopefully Kirk's mother will allow him to come to my house...we shall make sure he is fed.

Dean needs someone that will make him feel good about himself. Hmmm Dean and Shane...I smell a spin-off  Cheesy
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« Reply #4721 on: November 14, 2007, 10:38:26 am »

I've always felt that Dean could have done well with Shane after Rory dumped his butt for Jess. I mean, he didn't have much else going on except to win back Rory. Shane would have given him some variety before hooking up with Lindsay. In fact, if he had spent quality time with Shane he might not have bothered with wholesome Lindsay. That is, assuming Shane would go for Dean. She obviously prefers a bad boy and Dean's needy ways might cramp her, uh, style.

I can see Angelina making a play for Jess or Luke. Jess because his bad-boy style might suit her creepiness. Luke because he has the potential to be a pretty boy when cleaned up properly but is also a man's man or whatever.
I can see it.
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« Reply #4722 on: November 14, 2007, 11:04:35 am »

As long as Dean gives Shane attention, she'll be able to put up with him. He can get her a discount at Doose's so she sure would have scored big time!

Angelina with a cross between Jess and Luke? Hmmm, interesting. I can see her with Jess's bad boy, she did used to be with Billy Bob Thornton (Thornton? Thorton?). And the pretty boy Luke suits Brad.
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« Reply #4723 on: November 14, 2007, 11:22:00 am »

Dean is good at giving attention, possibly to the point of smothering, so that should not be an issue for Shane. If Shane is still working in the cosmetics store, she can get free nail polish and they can paint each other's toenails. Won't that be good wholesome fun! Smiley  It would be interesting if Jess became jealous or spiteful over Dean moving in on Shane. Not that Jess would be justified over an "ex" who he never cared about, but he might take it as a principle that Dean should not be with Shane. All kinds of soap opera possibilities going on here. But with all this mess, Jim and Lorelai remain happy together.  Grin

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« Reply #4724 on: November 14, 2007, 12:54:03 pm »

I'm so happy I could cry this thread is alive and kicking once again! I'm so proud! lol

Laura~that fanfiction was frickin hilarious! I'm sure Jim was very happy with it! *pretty stick*

ok so I've been seeing the names Brad and Angelina a lot and what's up with that I mean seriously Brad and Jen all the way lol! no but seriously why are we takling about them?! lol

So what is the big discussion giong on at the moment I feel so outta the loop but I'm happy with it because my beloved thread is back up and running again! Cheesy
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