I didn't have a chance to update this weekend (sorry!) but I'm awake at 5:17 in the morning and lucky for you all I'm in a pissy mood (see my post in the Spree thread if you want) so here's an update!
Sicko GG, episode 13
The Lit sirens descended onto the ground and dismounted the flying monkeys. They each took out a banana for their monkey and sent them on their way.
Brenda: Did anyone else's monkey malfunction?
Ines: No, did your yours?
Brenda: Uhhhh....no.
Laura: You angered your monkey?
Mira: What did you do?
Brenda: Nothing.
Imy: You're lying, tell us!
Pri: Did you hurt it's feelings?
Brenda: What? No!
Amber: I know what she did...
Brenda: Amber, don't! I'll take your marshmallows away!
*Amber has a terrified look on her face*
Ines: And we'll get them back for you if that happens. Mira can use her powers.
Amber: She kicked her monkey.
Laura: You kicked Nomar?
Brenda: It was an accident! He took it so personally though.
Mira: You know how emotional these monkeys are, especially Nomar.
Brenda: Well I know that now.
*The Lit sirens continue walking when something catches Imy's eye*
Imy: Look!
Amber: What is it?
Imy: Over there by Gypsy Rock.
Ines: I don't see anything.
Imy: It's Jess! We found him!
Pri: Are you sure that's him?
Imy: Of course I'm sure. I've spent many nights staring at his picture. I'd notice that sexy man anywhere.
The Lit sirens approach the figure, then Brenda makes them all stop.
Brenda: Wait!
Mira: What is it?
Brenda: That's not Jess.
Imy: Yes, it is. You need to have your eyes checked.
Brenda: It's not him. Something fishy is going on.
Laura: What do you mean it's not him? Sure looks like him.
Brenda: There's no junk in the trunk.
The other Lit sirens look at Brenda with curious, wtf faces.
Amber: I'm sorry what?
Pri: Say that again.
Brenda: There is no junk in the trunk. That ass is flat!
Ines: How can you even tell?
Brenda: Oh I can tell, Ines. I can tell. This must be a trap. Spence probably used her image doubling powers to trick us.
Imy: What do we do? How do we know if Brenda's right?
Amber: I can use my power.
Laura: Genius!
Amber: I'll command my marshmallow powers to make a marshmallow man and he'll walk over there to check out the scene.
Amber closes her eyes and snaps her fingers 4 times. There is a strong gust of wind and marshmallows scurry in front of the Lit sirens and rise up from the ground, forming a marshmallow man.
Amber: Go over to the rock and see if that Jess is the real Jess.
The marshmallow man walks over to the rock, circles the figure and knocks it over with his finger.
Brenda: I knew it, it's a phony!
Just then the marshmallow is trapped in a net that fell from a tree above. The Lit sirens run over to him.
Amber: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!
Marshmallow man: Please, go on without me.
Amber: Leave no marshmallow behind!
MM: You must be on your way Lit sirens. Leave me here!
Amber: But...
MM: No buts. Go!
The Lit sirens reluctanly leave Marshmallow man and continue on their journey to find Jess and Spence.
Pri: What now?
Mira: Amber, are you okay?
Amber: I'll be fine. Spence will pay for this!
Laura: Where the heck could they be? They could be anywhere!
Imy: They're not far.
Brenda: After you claimed that cutout Jess was the real thing I'm gonna need som evidence for you to back that up.
Imy: I'm using my powers.
Ines: Ohhhh your psychic powers...me likey.
Imy: I'm not getting a clear reading but they're not far, that's all I know.
Mira: Well then, let's go!
They continue on in the land of Taylor and the ice skating fairies. Meanwhile Spence and Jess are taking a break since the ground has turned to snow and they don't want to leave footprint.
Spence: Just my luck. Now, they're gonna catch up and take you away from me.
Jess: Wanna make a snow angel?
Spence: No! Get up off the ground! You're gonna catch a cold. I don't want anything happening to you.
Jess: Really?
Spence: Yes, really.
Jess: That's very nice of you, Spence.
Spence: *nervous laugh* Uh, y-yeah...I guess so.
Jess sits next to Spence on a snow bench and turns toward her. He rubs his hand over her cheek and leans in closer. They're sharing a moment when it's interrupted by a snowball.
Spence: What the?
Spence shoots her head forward and sees the Lit sirens standing before her, with Pri repeatedly throwing a snowball up in the air and catching it.
Lit sirens: Hello Spence.
Meanwhile, back in Stars Hollow....
Lorelai is sitting on the couch eating ice cream and watching a movie when there's a knock at the door. When she opens the door, she's greeted by a bouquet of flowers.
Man: Hello, my sweetie.
Lorelai: Dean.
To be continued 
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