Funny Screencaps Thread: Good times!

[LGLDandRGLH4evr]

Taylor is very upset after looking into a mirror

[Heidi]

Screencaps from "It's Just Like Riding a Bike" are now online!  I hope you enjoy.

http://www.gilmoregirls.org/screencaps/episode719/

One of my favorites ...



~Heidi

[Sooks]

YES that one is one of my favorites too because it says SO much!

Thanks for the screencaps Heidi!

Here's another challenge if anyone wants:

[harvestmoon52]

Rory: I hear this gets blood moving in the arms.
Guy: You don't know the half of it.

[Sooks]

Here's another challenge if anyone wants:

Raise your hands if you're sure!

[Fantasy]

Here's another challenge if anyone wants:

::singing:: YMCA!


(What is she ACTUALLY doing there?)



Here is one..

And here is one more if you don't like that first one.

[flex151]

JACKSON: "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"


-Zoolander reference

[JavaJunkiee]

Jackson: What are you doing here Luke? Didn't you know that I'm cheating on Sookie, and Lorelai and I were just in the middle of something? You and Lorelai are broken up now, so I get her.
Lorelai: *Thinks to herself* Mmm Jackson looks mighty fine. What did I ever see in Luke?
Luke: Why, I oughta punch you in the face like I did to Christopher for stealing my girl.


(That's all I could think of, especially cuz of the look on Lorelai's face. Now of course I am a total java junkie and foodie so don't get me wrong there lol)



What she was actually doing there I think was cheering because she just sent the paper to get it sent out.

[Heidi]

Screencaps!  Hundreds more available here:  http://www.gilmoregirls.org/screencaps/episode720/index.html





~Heidi

[lukecoffeeman]

It's been five or more months since I've done a Funny Screen Cap story. I hope to practice some more and get better at it.

The Veil Between


After writing down her millionth learned fact in pencil, in her seven thousandth school (not diary related) notebook, Rory Gilmore's right eye began to twitch.


Her skin heated up. Something started to play the bongos in her brain. And then there was sudden internal calm.


"I am here to summon Rory Gilmore to my office," Headmaster Charleston whispered loudly.


"Summon me to your office? That makes no sense, Grandpappy Evil. It's like calling me up to get my phone number."


"Such insolence and disrespect! I can't believe this is the girl who was chosen valedictorian."


"Believe it, sister!" Schmorry Gilmore shouted back. "He had no choice. Hilton wasn't the only Paris with a scandalous tape!"


"To my office, young lady. You'll find it looks a lot like your kitchen."


This has to be a nightmare, Schmorry mused. She pinched herself. There is pain. It can't be real. We graduated!


I'd forgotten how Chilton skirts made my cheeks itch, Schmorry recalled as she leaves the classroom. A price I paid for wearing thongs...


Chubbs Charleston was right! His office does look like my kitchen!


"Goodbye, Schmorry Gilmore. There are other worlds than this," said a kid in the classroom.*


Weird, weirder and weirdest!


"Smeagol?" Schmorry quipped.**


"Female parental unit!" Schmorry yelped, surprised to see Lorelai appeared almost out of thin air.


"Lor..I mean, Mom," Schmorry said catching herself. "Is this a nightmare? I've graduated years ago. Right?"


"Of course it's a nightmare, Schmorry," Lorelai said. "Have you looked in a mirror? You have 2007's hairstyle with 2003's uniform."


Lorelai returned to packing a bag. Schmorry inquired on her destination.


"Not so much a destination as a task," Lorelai explained. "Sookie, your other mom and my life partner, has gone off her meds and sold her catering business. She plans to follow Rachel Ray around the country on her book tour. So I've got to stop her."


"Well, what about me?" Schmorry asked. "I'm feeling strangely needy and dependent on you."


"You're a twenty-one year old in a seventeen year old's school uniform. Take care of yourself."


"Mom?"


"Mom?"


"Mommy?"***


"Eat your vegetables, Gertie," said Doyle. "If you don't eat your veggies, you can't have any pudding."


"It's meat, Daddy," Gertie corrected. " 'If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.' Pink Floyd."


"And why do I have to eat my greens?" Gertie continued. "Anti-Rory doesn't eat vegetables. And she's stick thin!"


" That may be true but neither Rory nor Schmorry is very happy," Doyle said, taking a second helping of asparagus and broccoli.


Doyle and Paris' son, Jonathan Levenson, said nothing. He just stared out into space.


The young lad was positive that Bono and Hillary Clinton were glaring at him.


"Your father is right, kids," Paris said. "And that will be the only time he is ever right. We should've videotaped it and uploaded it on to YouTube."


"What are you doing in her..I mean, my kitchen?" Schmorry demanded.


"This isn't your kitchen, Miss Havisham," said Paris. "We bought this house after Lorelai left with her wife, searching for Rachel Ray. And that was years ago." ****


"This is insane!"


"I have to wake up!"


"You can't wake up from what is staring you in the face," Paris said. "You can go to sleep, but not here. The garage accidentally burned down when Hep Alien was practicing in it. Everything you own from your cot to your books was burned."


"And since I'm both a newspaper editor and a lawyer, I sued the band for everything they're worth. See the money? Do you want to touch the money?"


"Money is nice."


"You can have some of that money if you clean this house from attic to termite infested basement. Do a great job and we may let you sleep in the bathtub."


"Not so bad now are you, Schmorry Gilmore? Can't make a sharp comeback? No more Miss Quippy."


"Oh, look. Paul Anka urinated on part of Jonathan Levenson's New York Times. Quick, Schmorry. Get your toothbrush."


Rory snaps awake. Her entire body is shaking from the horror, the nightmare. She runs down a mental list of all the truths in her life, like graduating from Yale, Logan and Lane having two babies. Then, still not sure, she gently touches her chin. It was in the same shape. In her nightmare, Schmorry was about to have her chin surgically altered to resemble Bruce Campbell's....


Ye Footnotes:

*= "there are other worlds than this". Paraphrased from a quote by Jake in Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Don't ask me to remember the exact book.

**= "Smeagol?" Quoted from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, I believe. It was Frodo calling for Smeagol after Gollum lured him into Shelob's labrynth lair. Man, I'm full of literary quotes today. Or maybe I'm just full of something else....

***= Buffy episode The Body. Sad.

****= Miss Havisham. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.


Just another prime example of why pencil companies are truly the power behind the American television

[honkifuluvGG]

Ahhhhh!!!  You are back Clooney!!!   Welcome and never, ever leave again!!! 

I'm going back to actually read your post now.  Just wanted to say hello!

Caryn
xxx

[lukecoffeeman]

honk: It's good to be back. Wearing my baseball cap backwards. It's a little too warm for flannel. As for the 'real' Luke, I don't think warm weather or a hot kitchen ever bothered him. He puts his flannel shirts in the freezer overnight. By the time he's ready to wear them, they're ice cold and great for flannel kite flying.

Presents, Precedents and Invisible Cake


Sookie: "Sometimes I feel like Bonnie Swanson from The Family Guy: pregnant forever."


Lorelai: "The baby is due any day now. Speaking of, do you want to come over to my house tonight? Rory and I are watching all four Aliens movies."


Sookie: "You tried that joke the last two times I was pregnant. Lorelai, you have to think up some new material."


Lorelai: "I promise I will. Next time you're with child I'll...Sookie, look out!"


Sookie: "Ohhh, yuck! And I'm wearing open toed sandals!"
Lorelai: "I never knew I'd say this, but I miss the days when Kirk was the official Stars Hollow Dog Walker. The new guy just doesn't pick up after his charges.."

At Weston's...


Fran's Evil Niece (telepathically, sinisterly): "Give me your credit card!"


Sookie: "So, how is Rory doing?"


Lorelai (filching some icing): "Fine. Why do you ask?"


Sookie (gingerly): "She's studying for finals, she didn't get that New York Times internship. It's a very stressful time. She isn't going to..you know.."


Lorelai: "Going to what?"


Lorelai: "Oh, my God! You think she's going to turn into Schmorry! How can you say that? Do you want to jinx it?"


Sookie: "No, I don't! I just think...there's been so many precedents. Anything can set her off now. And she's so close..."


Sookie: "Her future is gonna come a-knockin'. I don't want the future to be wearing white coats and carrying a strait jacket."


Lorelai: "Rory is fine, Sook. She'll sail through finals and graduation without a problem. If you want to talk crazy, Fran's Evil Niece put the mental whammy on me. I just paid for a cake I didn't take out of the store."

Across town...


Liz: "Luke! I'm so happy to see you! I've been lifting weights, getting into shape. Here, let me lift you."
Luke: "Liz, don't...don't do that."


Liz: "Are you here to shop for April? If so, I've got some great stuff just past the 'Guest Starring Danny Strong' letters."


Luke: "Nope. April has had a mental breakdown. She was studying the Periodic Table and her brain fizzed."
Liz: "I'm sorry to hear that, Luke."
Luke: "I'm not. If life was a television show her arrival would be the Jump the Shark moment."


Liz: "Personally I think annoying brother-in-law characters can put the kaibosh on even the strongest show."


Luke: "Got anything that would be good for Rory?"


Liz: "Time out, big brother. These trinkets are for girl scouts and Ren Faire afficionados. You gotta get Rory something big. She's graduating from Yale."


Luke: "I like trinkets."


Luke: "Like this. The earrings are okay but the thing that they're hanging on...could be useful for her."


Liz: "Luke, have you been sampling imported beers again? You know how Pakistani beer makes you queasy."


Luke: "I have not been sampling beers...ooh, look. So-so earrings but neat hanging tree."


Liz: "Ya have to think big, Lucas. This is Rory. You practically helped Lorelai raise her."


Luke: "She has wealthy grandparents and a rich dad. I'll leave it to them to buy her shiny things. Besides, when she graduated Chilton, there was a Schmorry incident...and the very expensive stereo system I bought Rory wound up floating in Long Island Sound. So...I go small but sentimental with her gifts."


Liz: "Do you think there may be a Schmorry incident this time?"


Luke: "I hope not. The mere thought of it makes me lightheaded...no, that would be all the mead I drank. Have to steady myself..."

TO BE CONTINUED....

Can Rory go through Yale graduation and job searching at the same time without having a Schmorry episode? I was hoping it would be true but the title of an upcoming installment is Schmorry's Last Bulldog Hurrah so that kills the suspense.

Please stay tuned.

[honkifuluvGG]

Hah!  I love that you kill your own suspense Clooney......good work my friend.

Liz: "Are you here to shop for April? If so, I've got some great stuff just past the 'Guest Starring Danny Strong' letters."


Luke: "Nope. April has had a mental breakdown. She was studying the Periodic Table and her brain fizzed."
Liz: "I'm sorry to hear that, Luke."
Luke: "I'm not. If life was a television show her arrival would be the Jump the Shark moment."


Liz: "Personally I think annoying brother-in-law characters can put the kaibosh on even the strongest show."

And I looove these parts - very laugh out loud funny!

Caryn
xxx

[lozman]

Lukecoffeeman: YOU ARE BACK!! we may have lost the real show, but we have your comedy to take us out of that dark place lol

yay, hehe yea loved this new one, Schmorry is great...made me laugh!!!! nice job!!!

[lukecoffeeman]

Summer Plans


Paris: "For the last time, my boyfriend will NOT participate in your lame sci-fi geek convention! So what if he looks like that actor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?!?  He is not interested in...wait, how much? We'll get back to you."


Doyle: "Another call from the convention planners?"


Paris: "Oh, don't give me that. You like the hype and the attention. Signing up for the convention tour would be worth it if you resembled the tall vampire with a soul or the funny guy with the eyepatch. But no, you have to be the exact clone of one of the Trio of Nerds or...is it Seven of Nine? I never watched the show."


Doyle: "I did. And I believe the character was called Jonathan Levenson. He wasn't so bad. And he got to have implied sex with the Nordic nymphs in the Superstar episode, my favorite. He wasn't such a big zero ninny as the show made him out to be.."


Paris (inspired): "It is the Tenth Anniversary of the show. We could do the convention route. Milk the cash cow for all it's worth."
Doyle (smiling): "Does this mean we won't have to do the whole City of Joy thing in India?"


Paris: "Don't feign disappointment, Doyle. I knew you wanted to follow Aishwarya Rai in.."


Paris never finished her sentence. Doyle had a bit of spackle on his lips. They were soon spackled.Fortunately Rory showed up and seperated the two lovers with hot water and a crobar.


Paris (after donning fake lips): "Doyle and I are going to siphon money from nerds this summer!"


Rory (to herself): "Don't ask how or she'll tell you."


Paris (ignoring Rory's disinterest): "Doyle is going to pretend to be that diminutive actor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. We're spending the next three months traveling from coast to coast appearing at conventions and signing autographs and do the whole Q&A thing. We'll be rich!"


Rory: "Sounds like a merry pack of fun. I just hope Doyle doesn't get attacked by any militant politicos at the convention."


Paris: "Politics? Please! Those sci-fi geeks are too concerned with the election fraud perpetrated by Laura Roslin on Battlestar Galactica or who will be the next Klingon Chancellor. They don't care about the real world..."


Paris: "But...just to be on the safe side...who should I be on the lookout for?"


Rory: "Democrats, mostly. I read on the Internet that the actor is a ferverent member of the Young Radical Republicans. Keep an eye out for the Dastardly Democrats for Obama."


Paris: "You made that up."


Rory (sarcastically): "No! I read it on the 'Net, and if it's on the 'Net it has to be true!! Okay, I made it up."


Rory: "I have to go study now. Can I at least get a picture of you before you commit massive amounts of fraud? So I can say I knew her when..before she went to jail."


Rory: "Your turn, Doyle."
Doyle (boxing up the toaster): "Personally I think Worf would make a great Chancellor."
Paris (rolling her eyes): "Hush, you!"

 
To Be Continued...