What if I really was on a liquid diet, eh? 
And if you did gain 84328364307 pounds by tomorrow ... I'd be impressed. Sad for you, worried about your health, but impressed. 
~Heidi
If you WERE on a liquid diet, I'd make a trip to California, stalk down your house, and stick some meat down your throat. But you know, it's cause I care for you. =) THIS GOES TO EVERYONE ELSE, TOO!
Liquid diet? Not cool.
Sigh. If I gained that many pounds, I would kill myself before my fat folds over me and I die. Imagine that. I'd suffocate!
PITA BREAD AND CRYSTAL LIGHT,
BRENDA? You must be CRAZY girl! I honestly cannot live without chocolate. If you just added just a sprinkle of chocolate on that pita bread, no matter how nasty it is, I'd be proud of you.
I love how everyone's actually copying and pasting the number of pounds. HA!
"And they would get their friends to vote, and their friends, and their brothers, and their parents, and their cousins, and their aunts, and their uncles, and their grandparents, and everyone else in the world until we get over 5 billion votes, or the world's population who don't have a clue what Gilmore Girls [or English] is." - Caryn

La la laaa.... I NEED A NEW SIG. Gosh.