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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #435 on: September 30, 2007, 03:28:32 am »
Jess/Logan/Dean: I'm totally over you Rory.

haha so true but they cant!

Mowry: Why cant we have wider doors.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #436 on: October 04, 2007, 06:37:33 pm »
Lorelai: i don't really want french fries today, luke, how about a salad?
Life's short. talk fast.

Lorelai: if you're not there, i'd have to get drunk and make out with the best man, who is Rory, so you can see all the very creepy remifications of your absense here.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #437 on: October 17, 2007, 11:38:48 pm »
Sookie- can you get Luke to help me with this chicken?
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #438 on: October 18, 2007, 02:55:20 am »
Rory: Mom I've decided that I'm gonna go to beauty school, journalism is just over-rated

or

Rory: Mom I'm dropping outta Yale...    (oh no oops she already said that!)

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #439 on: October 18, 2007, 02:33:19 pm »
Luke- I wonder how long I can go without wearing socks...
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #440 on: October 20, 2007, 06:11:11 am »
Lorelai: Hey Mom, You know we don't spend enough quality time together

Emily: You're right...I was thinking we could go to a rock concert. The Bangles are really addictive.

Lorelai: No way! The bangles are so overated. I was thinking I could check out the DAR.

Emily: But the DAR people are so...fussy. I mean who NEEDS the candles exactly 6 inches apart?

(I would love to see this happen!)

       

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #441 on: October 24, 2007, 09:23:09 pm »
Luke: I wish I never met Lorelai.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #442 on: November 17, 2007, 12:20:45 am »
Lorelai: Hey, Rory..what do you think of moving to Hartford?
Rory: Mom, I'm pregnant!
Luke: Taylor! Thanks for stopping by! Let me take your coat. Can I offer you a nice pot of strong coffee, some chilli cheese fries, and a milkshake?
Taylor: Luke, everything's a go on the apartment you wanted to buy. No problems whatsoever.
Michel:Here, Lorelai, let me give you a hand with that.
Sookie: I think we're having ham sandwiches for dinner tonight.
Jackson: I hate you, Sookie St. James.
Mrs. Kim: So, Lane...get laid this weekend?
Lane:Hey mom, I got laid this weekend!
Miss Patty: Cigarettes are disgusting.
Babette: I hate cats.
Maury:I hate jazz.
Jess: Here, Luke, let me help you with that.
Dean: Jess! Where have you been? Feel like grabbing a bite to eat?
Emily: I think I'm going to stop being a pain in my daughter's ass.
Richard: I think Emily is going to stop being a pain in our daughter's ass.
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Rory:I love you, mom.
Lorelai:Aw...kid, you have no idea.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #443 on: November 18, 2007, 08:43:42 pm »
Cassy, those are hilarious!  :D


Lorelai:  Rory, your real father is Kirk.

Rory: Mom, i'm dropping out of Yale and going to live with grandma and grandpa (oh, wait....)

Emily: Lorelai, i did a terrible job raising you and i apologize for everything.

Mrs. Kim: Lane, i found the perfect boy for you. He's a punk rocker with a mohawk haircut and he dropped out of school. Here is a condom. Have yourself a wonderful time.

Zach: My favorite book is Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Paris: I dropped out of school and found a great job at McDonald's.

Luke: Lorelai, i'm dumping you for Anna.

Michel: I am donating my next pay check to charity.

Taylor: I am resigning as Town Selectman and moving to Bangkok.

Sherry: I graciously accept this award as Mother of the Year.
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #444 on: November 18, 2007, 10:26:19 pm »
Kirk : I'm going to be  less creepy.

Emily: I was wrong.

Lorelai: I want Rory to be like me.

Richard: I'm going to actually get to know my daughter.

Dean: I want more.


Billy: Are we over the rainbow, Ally? Is this it? We used to sing as kids "over the rainbow".
We've gone from being people with bright futures to people who should be living their futures now.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #445 on: November 19, 2007, 02:01:03 pm »
Jess: I really want someone to share my feelings with.
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Rory:I love you, mom.
Lorelai:Aw...kid, you have no idea.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #446 on: November 20, 2007, 03:18:34 am »
Cassy, those are hilarious!  :D


Lorelai:  Rory, your real father is Kirk.

Rory: Mom, i'm dropping out of Yale and going to live with grandma and grandpa (oh, wait....)

Emily: Lorelai, i did a terrible job raising you and i apologize for everything.

Mrs. Kim: Lane, i found the perfect boy for you. He's a punk rocker with a mohawk haircut and he dropped out of school. Here is a condom. Have yourself a wonderful time.

Zach: My favorite book is Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Paris: I dropped out of school and found a great job at McDonald's.

Luke: Lorelai, i'm dumping you for Anna.

Michel: I am donating my next pay check to charity.

Taylor: I am resigning as Town Selectman and moving to Bangkok.

Sherry: I graciously accept this award as Mother of the Year.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!!!!  ;D ;D

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #447 on: November 23, 2007, 10:58:52 am »
Richard: Emily, I can't WAIT to attend the next social engagement you have planned for us! Will the rest of the ladies from the D.A.R. be there? Yes?! Oh, I'm so excited!
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Rory:I love you, mom.
Lorelai:Aw...kid, you have no idea.

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #448 on: November 23, 2007, 12:44:56 pm »
Babette: I ate a yummy Cat Stew for dinner!

Mrs. Kim: I just had a long chat with Satan. He's not such a bad guy after all.

Luke: I can't wait for the Starlight Festival this year! I love these joyous community gatherings.


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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #449 on: November 23, 2007, 01:02:39 pm »
Lol Jim...The Mrs. Kim one was great.

Lane: Boys? Who needs em? I'm going to Seventh Day Adventist College and i can't wait!
Drella: I love my job!
Cecille: I'm going to die soon. [was that too mean??]
Town Troubadour: I QUIT!
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Rory:I love you, mom.
Lorelai:Aw...kid, you have no idea.