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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #465 on: January 22, 2008, 09:51:10 pm »
Lorelai: Chris, let's make a million little babies!


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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #466 on: January 30, 2008, 06:20:03 am »
Mrs Kim: I want to have 10 children, with a non-Korean man!

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #467 on: February 21, 2008, 11:28:49 pm »
Rory: Mom, I don't think Luke is right for you. Don't follow your heart, break up with luke and marry Kirk.
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #468 on: February 24, 2008, 05:55:26 am »
Jess: Hey, Uncle Luke, why don't we spend a nice day together at the movies,the mall,eating pie at Weston's, and then we top the day off with a visit to Wal-Mart!!!!!!
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #469 on: March 01, 2008, 09:22:03 am »
Luke: Let'skip and hold hands afterwards!!!!!! seriously


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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #470 on: March 03, 2008, 07:29:48 pm »
Mrs. Kim: So, Lane...get laid this weekend?
I literally laughed out loud when I read that.  I can totally imagine her saying that in her Korean accent and everything.[/color]
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #471 on: March 03, 2008, 09:26:13 pm »
Mrs. Kim: So, Lane...get laid this weekend?
I literally laughed out loud when I read that.  I can totally imagine her saying that in her Korean accent and everything.[/color]

BAHAHA! That's hilarious.


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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #472 on: March 05, 2008, 04:59:24 pm »
Lorelai: I wish I had married Max!                                           Jess: Rori will you marry me

Rori: I do not want to be a journalist.                                         Luke: I never really loved Lorelai.

Logan: It is ok you turned down my praposal Rori we can still date.                                                                                               Emily: Lukes wonderful!

miss patty: Im pregnet!

Lorelai: I love Kirk

Luke: April you screwed up me and Lorelai go home!

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #473 on: March 06, 2008, 12:12:56 am »
Rory: GIVE ME SEX! SEX! GIVE! SEX! *thrusts*

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #474 on: March 06, 2008, 05:15:23 am »
Lorelai: Bankai. :o lol
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #475 on: March 16, 2008, 09:53:56 am »
16 year old Lorelai: Mom, I'm pregnant
Emily: Well that's wonderful! Don't worry, you can leave that shnicklefritz Chris and be with someone you truly love.

Emily: hello Luke(winks)

Luke: Kirk, will you be my best man?

Emily: like OMG Lorelai that diner guy you're dating is like totally hot!




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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #476 on: April 08, 2008, 07:33:51 pm »
Lorelai: Rory... i disown you!

Rory: You know what? I think I'm going to move to Europe and whither away into a mindless alcoholic.

Emily: Lorelai... could you like move? Cause like, I need to get to the library and you're like totally in my way! Like omg... why would you like... do that to me?

Richard: I love fish! I want to eat it all day long! for the rest of my life! which will be forever because I am going to live forever! Like in Fame!


(fyi... i go to the Fame school... the school that Fame is based off of! it isn't actually like that... but we do live forever!)


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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #477 on: April 23, 2008, 05:06:56 am »
What is The Fame school?
Richard: Luke, you look very nice today. Would you like to go for a round of golf?
Luke: Of course, Richard. I'd be delighted.
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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #478 on: April 25, 2008, 03:57:23 pm »
luke: talor, u do so much to help stars hollow and im an very grateful

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Re: Things you would never hear a Gilmore Character say.
« Reply #479 on: April 25, 2008, 06:49:36 pm »
Dean: Jess want to go play some hockey with me.

Lorelai: I want some fruit. (unless she is pregnant)

Rory: I dont want to go to school and make something of my life.

Jess: Me and my best bud Dean are going to play hockey.

Taylor: I dont give a care about this stupid old town.

Emily: Why Luke you and lorelai belong toghter and Chris is going down.

Richard: I just love that Diner of yours Luke, you think I can get a job there.

Kirk: I am kicking mother out and she will live on the street.

Lulu: I'm sorry Kirk but I am leaving you for a Yummy Bar Tender.

Luke: Chris you can have Lorelai she means nothing to me.

Chris: I totally love gigi way more then I do Rory.

Michelle: I just love kids and want to have one with that nice lady Miss Patty.

Miss Patty: My heart belongs to that hottie diner owner Luke.

Babette: Cats are worthless, stupid, and very dumb animals.

Logan: Dean and Jess are way better boyfriends then me.