Granted, but then you'd be the annoying one and you'd continuously go on about cheese and salads and rice and you would be dull and then you would have to be rushed to the hospital from lack of oxygen due to you talking for so long without taking a breath.
Note: That sentence is meant to be like that. Do not comment on BAD GRAMMAR. Because I did it all on purpose. *Sly

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I wish the Australian dollar was worth more in the US right now so I could import some CDs.