Corrupt a Wish

[RXJ]

granted but the dance was postponed to the day AFTER tommorow and you'd have to go for that one. Aren't dances optional anyway? Aren't they FUN anyway? Why don't you wanna go?

errrrrrrr.................. I wish I do well in my exams, and get to my class of choice next year

[billmask92]

Granted but the class's are really boring

I wish i wasnt in college early tomorrow

[~*SailorMoonFan*~]

granted but the dance was postponed to the day AFTER tommorow and you'd have to go for that one. Aren't dances optional anyway? Aren't they FUN anyway? Why don't you wanna go?

i was actually talking about dance class--you know ballet & tap & that stuff

anyhoo, back on topic. granted, but you have to stay really *late*

i wish i didn't have to give a Spanish presentation tomorrow

[gilmorefriend]

Granted, but you'd have to give it today.
I wish I could beat this song on Guitar Hero.

[pwrofluv]

granted, but you'd break the little plastic guitar

i wish he would tell me how he feels about me.

[katlyn13579]

Granted, but it he wouldn't tell you a good thing

I wish the kids at my school would mind their own buinsess and stay out of my friends. 

[pwrofluv]

granted, but they would all entirely ignore you and your friends.


i wish i could get my braces off this week.

[Gilmoregirl1515]

Granted, but your teeth would be really yellow.

I wish some people weren't so annoying.

[Kupo]

Granted, but then you'd be the annoying one and you'd continuously go on about cheese and salads and rice and you would be dull and then you would have to be rushed to the hospital from lack of oxygen due to you talking for so long without taking a breath.

Note: That sentence is meant to be like that. Do not comment on BAD GRAMMAR. Because I did it all on purpose. *Sly  *

I wish the Australian dollar was worth more in the US right now so I could import some CDs.

[pwrofluv]

granted, but then they'd stop making cd's in america and only sell them in egypt.


i wish this day could get more exciting.

[GGfanemma]

The excitement overwhelms you and you have a heart attack.


I wish I had some saturday night plans

[pwrofluv]

granted, but your plans involve puking for a long period of time.


i wish he would realize how i feel about him.

[JazzedPotato]

Granted, but he turns out to love his X-box even more, so you'll have to share 'm ...


I wish I were back in Turkey....

[Maganewspaziner]

Granted, but the Turkey would be an actual turkey that likes to feast on Humans


I wish I had a boyfriend

[JazzedPotato]

Granted, but as soon as you are together he grows buck teeth and needs extensive braces..


I wish I were in the carribean, sipping on a cocktail with interesting company...