Corrupt a Wish

[billmask92]

Granted, but he tells you everything he has ever said or is going to.

I wish i didnt have to go to college.

[pwrofluv]

granted, but you will forget everything you learned in high school and end up losing all you money and living in a cardboard box. fun fun!


i wish i could find something that makes my stupid zits go away!!!

[katlyn13579]

(me 2) Granted, but it will cause a big rash instead.

I wish my computer was faster

[pwrofluv]

granted, it would become so fast that it blows up. 


i wish nothing could go wrong with our plan

[billmask92]

Granted but every other plan you make will go wrong.

I wish i had more chocolate.

[katlyn13579]

Granted, but you would eat so much that you would gain 40 pounds

I wish school lunch didnt taste like poisen on bread.

[billmask92]

Granted but then you got food poisoning from it everytime you ate it

I wish i dindnt have to wear this plaster, and then id be able to type

[pwrofluv]

granted, but you'd have to wear a neck brace the rest of your life


i wish i hadn't sprained my ankle playing soccer

[katlyn13579]

Granted, but then you would have spained your arm.

I wish I had my makeup with me today!!!! (i  at my dads house for fall break and forgot it at moms)

[billmask92]

Granted but you could never wear it ever again.

I wish i had some food in the house.

[Lauren is my idol]

Granted but it will be the food you hate the most.

I wish I could drive.

[gracelandia]

Granted, but you'd have to drive a really ugly car.

I wish I didn't have like 20 hours worth of homework to do today.

[pwrofluv]

granted. now you only have 19 hours!

i wish i didn't have to go to youth tonight.

[katlyn13579]

Granted but then you would have to go every night for a month stait!

I wish I could eat meat!!!!!!

[~*SailorMoonFan*~]

granted, but it's really disgusting, like pig pancreas or something 

I wish i don't have to go dance tomorrow