Corrupt a Wish

[lozman]

granted, but the granter did not see the bracketed sentence so it goes into the bank and you never see it again

i wish it was jan the 20th already

[ImAGilmoreGirl]

Oh man, i wished i was a million dollars richer lol


Granted but then you'll never see that date for the next 5years.

[alexisx3]

Granted, but they'll think you stole it and send you straight to prison and take away your money.

I wish tomorrow was Christmas so I could see my relatives already. 

[ImAGilmoreGirl]

Granted but then you'll never see your relo's again!


I wish my man wasn't shitty with me   

[lozman]

granted but he would only be cool wth you for one day in every 6

i wish i knew how to break it to him gently

[Gilmore-Fan-13]

granted but you regret it later

I wish I had an IPOD nano

[gilmoregfan]

grante but it will blow up in your hand!!!! BOOM!!!!



i wish the kid i lyke would like me back...
(dont be too mean )

[lessa]

granted, but once you start dating you find he has intractable bad breath.

I wish there would be no hurricanes next summer.

[GGfanemma]

Granted,but the whole year after that there will be non-stop hurricanes

I wish I was the best soccer player ever

[ImAGilmoreGirl]

Granted but every soccer game you play, the ball goes flat.

I wish life wasn't so difficult

[GGfanemma]

Granted,but you are so happy that everyone thinks it's annoying how happy you are and yuo have no friends

I wish I was half as pretty as Alexis Bledel

[ImAGilmoreGirl]

Granted, but make me pretty aswell


i wish christmas eve would hurry up, i wanna have fun on xmas!

[lessa]

Granted, but everybody was going to buy you a present at the last minute, and they don't get a chance.

I wish cleaning were more fun.

[ImAGilmoreGirl]

My man bought me a pressie at the last minute lol

Ummm.... Granted but then it would take twice as long to do.


I wish my mother in law would understand shes a "internet junkie"

[murfinator]

granted but then she wouldn't again ahah lol

I wish my best friend was here