Corrupt a Wish

[Nene]

Ok here it goes!
Someone wishes for something. Anything you want I don't care. And another person will "grant" it but will add some bad side effect to that person's wish! Here's an example.
Nene:
I wish I met Tilda Swinton, Joely Richardson, Lauren Graham, and Jodi Benson
Other member:
Granted but they will decide they are scared of you and put you to prison and sue you!
Hope you guys enjoy it!

[1giantGGfan]

I wish I could go to the moon.

[Marian...]

Granted, but the guy that goes with you (you can't go by yourself) will hate you and find a way to be the only one on TV!

I wish I didn't have to start school so soon.

[1giantGGfan]

granted, except you'll have to go to school for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a big choclate milkshake right now.

[Marian...]

granted, a very big one. But it'll make you so fat you won't fit into your own room.

I wish Steph was here so we could try to reach 2000.

[1giantGGfan]

granted, but then you couldn't go any further than 2000. ( )

I wish I could move out.

[Marian...]

granted, but your new place will be so full of coac-croaches they'll eat all your shoes- why so Angela?

I wish I could hang out here all the time.

[1giantGGfan]

granted, but then you would get so fat from sitting at the computer all the time that you wouldn't be able to move out.
-you mean why I want to move out? I just am kind of sick of being around my family 24/7. to much fighting and stuff.-

I wish I could straight As this quarter.

[Marian...]

granted- but everyone would be jaleous, then they won't talk to you- I know what you mean about moving out

I wish I hadn't miss last episode of GG

[1giantGGfan]

granted, but... you would have to wait 2 years to see the rest of the episodes.

I wish that right now my friend wasn't telling me that High School has made her really really mean and that she wants to change but can't, because frankly, I still want to picture her as the little girl that was my best friend in preschool.

[Marian...]

Granted, but the both of you will have to go to preschool and the rest of the kids will make fun of you because od your age.

I wish I had a best friend... I have lots of them, but no best friend, and that feels lonely sometimes...

[aryan2003]

You can have a best friend, but you ahve to explain to your other friends why you dispise them, comparred to "Your new best friend" (all giddy)

I wish I could go on the show: The Apprentice, and become the Donalds apprentice!

[1giantGGfan]

granted, but everyone will not like you becasue you will get to hang out with Donald all the time so you'll be very lonely..

[and to Marians becasue I already had it: granted, but your best friend will have to be me!  ]

I wish I had joined the badminton team last August.

[Marian...]

granted, but you would play so bad they'd have to kick you out, sorry! And Angela, that would actually be very nice, would you be my best friend? lol

I wish I had a sister, and I had a great relationship with her.

[1giantGGfan]

granted, but she would always get mad when you borrowed her clothes (just like mine does!)

I wish that Marian was my bestest friend!