1. Never drink Miss Patty's punch
2. Sniffing books if fun
3. If you jump 7 stories, it can lead to good things
4. Always be In Omnia Paratus
5. If you only like to eat the tops of muffins, make a muffin bottom pie
6. Naming objects (like a tool box) is fun
7. Always be 100% positive your husband got the visectomy
As for number 3, I've set my standards high. If I'm not willing to jump 7 stories for a guy, he's not worth it. I'm still waiting for my Logan......
