Reasons We Love Paul Anka:
1. 'Cause he's adorable!
2. 'Cause we like quirks as much as the next person.
3. 'Cause we're scared of peas, too.
4. 'Cause he knows what pizza means!
5. 'Cause he knows how to lock a car door.
6. 'Cause his "posture's perfect".
10. Favorite Paul Anka Quotes:
LUKE: What are you doing with a dog?
LORELAI: I bought him. Doesn't he look happy?
LUKE: Yeah, I guess. You bought a dog!
LORELAI: Yeah, and he loves me. And he doesn't give his love easily. The only drawback's the name. Coco. It's too cutesy. But he's a rescue, so I don't want to freak him out by giving him a new name right away, so I'm going to get to the name I want to give him in baby steps. For the first week I'll call him Coco, to get him acclimated -
LORELAI: Second week I'm going to call him Cokie, third week Kooky, fourth week Tooky.
LUKE: So you're going to name him Tooky.
LORELAI: No, I'm going to name him Paul Anka, but it's going to take a while to get to Paul Anka.
LUKE: Yeah. I'd say so.
[The next day. Lorelai comes out of her house with Paul Anka. She starts down the stairs, but he doesn't. Lorelai stops and looks back at him.]
LORELAI: That's right. I forgot, you don't like the stairs. Come on, Paul Anka. Oh!
[She grunts as she picks him up and carries him down the stairs.]
LORELAI: That's right. I'm skipping the fancy in-between thing and going straight for the gold. I'm calling you Paul Anka. Paul Anka the dog.
[She walks off-screen. We hear the dog bark.]
LORELAI [OS]: Oh, you don't like mailboxes. Got it.
LORELAI: You locked the door? Dude, come on. I mean, I've got the key, but I'm really curious how you did this.
LUKE: There are lots of ways I can screw up this relationship, but I can't lose her because I killed her dog.
NOTE: That's all for now, but I'm editing. Anyone got any good reasons we love Paul Anka? I'm tired and my brain is not functioning properly, so I can't think of anything.
Also: This thread was not my idea. Blame it all on jaredloverforever