Star posting! That's what it was called! I was so guilty of star posting! And then everyone got really, really mad and I felt bad so I stopped. And then after that every time someone even tried it once, I was all up on their ass like "how could they even think that is okay?!"! Baha I liked to feel important.
I enjoyed sharing every aspect of my life with you guys. So in honor of that: I have a little Angela-style tale to tell.
In case you forgot, I'll start by saying that I am incredibly clumsy. I was way back when and I still am. I do stupid things all the time. For example, a few weeks ago I was sitting on the couch eating ice cream. It was resting in my lap, completely stable and completely normal. There's about a 0% chance of me making a fool out of myself on account of I'm not even moving. And then next thing I know, I've got a lap full of ice cream and the bowl was sitting on the ground. I must have twitched or something because I still have no idea what happened. Regardless, I'm still pulling chocolate jimmys out of the couch/carpet.
And if you think that's embarassing, let's talk about completely painful. Yesterday I was walking down the stairs at the house I'm staying at when I slip down the stairs. I must have made it down 4 steps before my feet gave out from under me and I finally landed on my butt and slid the rest of the way down. Unfortunately, this is a pretty common occurrence in my life and so I didn't give it a second thought besides the 5 minutes I sat at the bottom of the steps laughing my ass off as my cousin watched. However, when I woke up this morning, the entire left side of my body was so stiff and in such pain. When I fell and grabbed onto the banister to steady myself, I must have strained every muscle in my body because I'm pretty surprised I made it to school.
Moral of the story: if you enjoy watching people make complete utter fools of themselves on a daily basis. Or if you enjoy physical humor where people just hurt themselves over and over. You should definitely be spending more time with me. Because I'm being honest when I say that I am 100% graceless.
[hehe, that's my SPREE worthy post! Nice and long like we always wanted them
ETA: (hehe, I miss that too) I'm too embarrassed to share this with my IRL friends which is probably why I used to share all of what I did