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Krisleigh
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« on: November 05, 2005, 04:35:28 pm »

He's not as interestin' as Finn,
And he's annoyin' to no end.
He's also kind of a jerk,
Without a single lov'ble quirk.
He's easie' to hate than love,
And he thinks he's from above.
But don't go blamin' him, Dahlin',
'Cause, really, that's just Colin.
-Allie K. Ballie

And Allie is a legitimately published poet. Scary, eh?

Anyway, this is just a thread for those of us who like Logan's other rich, annoying, snotty jerk of a friend, Colin. Because, well, not everyone can be Australian... Or Tanc Sade, it's basically the same.

Colin is played by Alan Loayza who you may remember from... When he played a guy named Finn on Judging Amy that one time. Or... when he was in that TV thing with Jared Padalecki... Young MacGyver!

Okay, so you're probably just looking at him on Gilmore time and thinking 'Didn't he used to be blonde' (Much like you did with Jamie) because he's Alan Loayza and he has no actual career.

Anyway, we love him, sort of... Or at least love to hate him. Or we don't care...





Yeah, I know, Finn is more attractive. Don't blame Alan, blame his parents.

On with the Alan/Colin appreciation, but first, some quotes.

BUT NOT AS CUTE AS PUSHKIN 5.10
COLIN: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
PROF: I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.
COLIN: I know, I'm sorry. Rory, you can't just walk
out like that. Not after everything we've been through.
COLIN: You just left. I was still in bed, I mean, what is that all about?
PROFESSOR: Okay, you need to do this later.
COLIN: I can't do this later. Rory,
I love you. I love you, damn it. How many times do I have to tell you? God,
just talk to me!
PROFESSOR: Okay, out! Right now, just get -
LOGAN: Colin! What are you doing, man?
COLIN: Get the hell out of here!
LOGAN: She's with me now, I told you that. Let it go.
COLIN: I will not let it go!
LOGAN: She doesn't love you, Rory, tell him you don't love him!
COLIN: Everything was fine until you came along!
LOGAN: Don't blame me 'cause you couldn't keep her!
COLIN: I swear to God, I'm going to kill you.
LOGAN: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
PROFESSOR: Stop it! Stop it right now! Anthony, get security! Stop - break
it up! What are you - gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a
classroom, stop it!
FINN: All right, that's enough, break it up, you two!  Rory Gilmore, you should be ashamed
of yourself. Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They
used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it Gilmore, give 'em back their balls!


SAY SOMETHING 5.14
COLIN: You been eating out of aluminum pans again, buddy?
ROBERT: Your short term memory is non-existent.
LOGAN: Yeah, it's aluminum pans.
ROBERT: The more you stall, the slower I win.
COLIN: That was almost grammatically correct.


JEWS AND CHINESE FOOD 5.15
COLIN: An ATM. My, how quaint.


PULP FRICTION 5.17
RORY: Oh, hey, Colin. Where’s your date?
COLIN: I went to go pick her up. She’s dressed like Mira Sorvino.
ROBERT: How do you dress like Mira Sorvino?
COLIN: You have blonde hair and a name tag that says ‘Mira Sorvino’. I just
turned around and left.


PULP FRICTION 5.17
FINN: Who’s as drunk as I am?
COLIN: No one since Spencer Tracy died.


THE NEW AND IMPROVED LORELAI 6.1
COLIN: Oh, look how she mocks. The girl stayed home for a month after she had a tragic haircut.
ROSEMARY: It wasn't a tragic haircut. It was apocalyptic highlights. I looked like a Tim Burton character.


THE NEW AND IMPROVED LORELAI 6.1
COLIN: Oh, he's just being modest. Logan has a talent for doing nothing that's yet to be matched by man... or actual sloth.


ALWAYS A GODMOTHER, NEVER A GOD 6.4
COLIN: Yes! Chinese food. No dairy in Chinese food.


He doesn't have a lot, really.

On to the Colin!

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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2005, 02:01:54 am »

I'm not a fan of him, but I love the thread title and the opening post. Smiley The poem made me laugh. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2005, 07:33:55 am »

I'm not a huge fan either, hehe. But he does have his moments, so he's pretty cool.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2005, 02:54:57 pm »

Honestly, I think he's an  :censor:hole, but Allie K. loves him and asked me to start a thread because "if [she] join anymore sites, [her] head'll pop off from remember 101 passwords and usernames." Apparently, 100 is just right.
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2005, 03:38:47 pm »

I'm not a fan of him, but I love the thread title and the opening post. Smiley The poem made me laugh. Smiley

I agree Smiley

Have to say, the pictures aren't really convincing me that he's hot Tongue
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Krisleigh
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2005, 07:26:45 pm »

Have to say, the pictures aren't really convincing me that he's hot Tongue

Thusly:
Yeah, I know, Finn is more attractive. Don't blame Alan, blame his parents.

Hehehe.Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2005, 11:51:19 pm »

SAY SOMETHING 5.14
COLIN: You been eating out of aluminum pans again, buddy?
ROBERT: Your short term memory is non-existent.
LOGAN: Yeah, it's aluminum pans.
ROBERT: The more you stall, the slower I win.
COLIN: That was almost grammatically correct.



PULP FRICTION 5.17
RORY: Oh, hey, Colin. Where’s your date?
COLIN: I went to go pick her up. She’s dressed like Mira Sorvino.
ROBERT: How do you dress like Mira Sorvino?
COLIN: You have blonde hair and a name tag that says ‘Mira Sorvino’. I just
turned around and left.



Speaking of...what happened to Robert?  I hope he and rory see eachother again now that I hate Logan.
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Krisleigh
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2005, 11:56:10 pm »

Robert was a prick. Tough, I'd rather see Rory with him than Finn, Logan, Dean or Kirk.
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molly.mills
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2005, 02:18:27 pm »

Thanks for bringing him up.  I do like Colin - Finn is every rich jerk that ignored me in college, and Colin is the one I'd end up talking to at the party because he would shut up for 2 seconds. 
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« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 04:17:03 pm »

Colin's fun and he so reminds me of Kirk, in appearance I mean, not in annoyance. He can be annoying, but it's a bad annoying not a fun annoying like Kirk. I guess I don't like him that much and I would never have payed attention to him, or Finn for that matter if so many fanfictions didn't mention them as much. But, well, I like Finn better, he's more entertaining I suppose, plus he's got the accent... Colin doesn't.
Oh! Another quote for you, it's from the party's over

FINN: But I'm exotic!
COLIN: So is the Asian Bird Flu.
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 05:21:19 pm »

I love the things Collin says.  Cheesy He might not be Finn, but he has his lines. And I prefer Collin over Finn for some reason.  Roll Eyes I just find him hilarious.
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 06:04:27 pm »

I absoloutly LOVE collin and finn! everything that comes out of their mouth is HILARIOUS!


When they want to adopt Logan
When they move Rory's stuff out of her grandparents
Let Me Hear Your Balikalagas (sp?) Ringing Out
Collin fell in love with a milk maid


^All pricless moments
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