Quotes

[gilmoregirlfan1990]

a few of mine are:
Gilmore Girls:
"Oy with the poodles already."
"It's like drinking a my little pony, no really. It really tastes pink!"- Luke.
"Grab your paint, and grab your rollers, all you kids and boulders, we're goin painting today!"- Lorelai
"Buttface miscreant"- Rory
"Don't go all West Side Story on me!"- Jess

movies:
"Bend and Snap"- Legally Blonde
"Ogres are like onions."- Shrek
"Are we there yet!"- Donkey

Some random ones:
"People say that if you drink coke, your nose fills fuzzy, but if you drink alcohol. I bet you can't find your nose!"
"George of the Jungle!" (inside joke)
"Watch out for flying balls!" (another inside joke)
"2+2= 5"

[coffee_cake_7]

elocin: refering to your Mrs. Weasley quote...best book of the series! that was one of my favorite parts!

My quotes...

Every garden has some weeds.
-English proverb

Demented and sad, but social.
-The Breakfast Club

Why do I even have dreams?
-Zoey 101

Remember, our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday night at 8 o'clock.
-Bring it On

It's 'nosostros' Carrie. Duh.
-inside joke

You're got streaky highlights, greasy hair, and split ends.
-inside joke

This is ridiculous.
This, Madame, is Versaille.
-Marie Antoinette (the movie)

You call yourself an explora?
-Drake and Josh

Come on, Dora! You're the one with the map! Don't ask me!
-Drake and Josh

Ten shillings for the possesed toy. Take it away.
-Shrek


Gilmore Girls:

Hello, Headmaster Charleston, this is my stepfather, Kirk. Please don't make any sudden movements, he's a fear biter.
-Lorelai

Oh, my God! I'll have to stop drinking coffee! And I love coffee! *sob*
-Rory

Satan can kiss my a**.
-Bo

That was the first time 'duffle' has ever sounded dirty.
-Lorelai

[elocin]

Coffee_Cake_7: i know, i loved it! *prettystick*

more quotes:

Lorelai: "with a man?"
Emily: "no, with a weasel! of course with a man!"

Emily: "one one one, one one." (in reference to the panic room code)

Lorelai: "did you know the plural of 'cul de sac' is 'culS de sac?'" (haha i liked that random one.)

Richard: "focus."
Lorelai: "i am a camera."

Lorelai: "i know, the nice men with the guns told me."

from scrubs:

JD: "i'm not as think as you drunk i am."

Elliot: "rule 3, if you break rules 1 or 2 i get to boiing your curls!"

lol and tons more! will post when i can think of them.

[GilmoreAddict7899]

I tihnk thisd is one of the funniest scenes on GG:


Lorelai : "5, 4, 3, 2.."

Richard: (shouts) " I LOVE SHRIMP, WHO ELSE LOVES SHRIMP?"

Rory: " I do!"

Lorelai: "I'm a fan!"

[rory1984]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
-Chinese Proverb

[GilmoreAddict7899]

Luke: Any particualr place you want these spiders.
Lorelai: Some place shady, sheltered from the elements and idealy near a talking pig.


Lorelai: Just remember, if things dont go well, we will stop loving you.

Luke: PLus we probly have all these plans next week.
Lorelai: Nope....Oh wait. Was next week the week we were going to start our lives as outlaws?


Rory: Hello, sad pathetic bear.
..................
Rory: Maybe Clara would like it
Jess: Yah... Shoved in her mouth.

[Lovefiend]

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along."...You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
   _    Eleanor Roosevelt,

[Lovefiendsgirl]

Will & Grace

Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

Karen: Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm.
Jack: [rolls eyes and does so]

Karen: Smoking in the office... how inappropriate! Hey does anyone mind if I take my boob out for a second?
Grace: It's one thing at dinner Karen but work is wher I draw the line.

[Lovefiend]

I don't care about morals, cuz the worlds insane, and we're all to blame anway

[LaurenFan136]

"I love you Luke. I love you. But I've waited and I've stayed away and I've let you run this thing. But no more. I asked you to marry me and you said yes..."

"I don't think I ever really loved someone, until Luke."

"I feel so stupid. I really had myself believing it was going to happen. And the crazy thing is, I'm ready to get married. I'm ready to start the next phase of my life. I want another kid and I don't want to wait anymore. I don't want to be patient. I've been patient long enough. I'm not happy and I feel crappy all the time and i think I've just had it."

“Okay, see last night when I said to you ‘Tomorrow no matter what, make sure I get up at seven.’ What I actually meant was ‘Tomorrow no matter make sure I have the option of getting up at seven incase when seven comes I actually want to get up which as it happened I didn’t. Therefore you are currently responsible for the great Alarm Clock Slaughter of 2002.”

[elocin]

Lorelai: Come on Luke! Curtains! MANLY CURTAINS!
Luke: Oxymoron.
Lorelai: What did you call me?!?!!?

Luke: How about that one?
Lorelai: Too pale. Pale means sickly.
Luke: Or sunscreen.
Lorelai: Or mad cow disease.
Luke: Pale does not mean mad cow disease.
Lorelai: Have you ever had mad cow disease?
Luke: Twice last week and my coloring was great.

Emily: ‘We’re in here’? That’s how you answer the door?
Lorelai: Well, I was all out of Saran Wrap.
Emily: I don’t even want to figure that one out.

Rory: Remind me to tell you about the time when my Mom wore a rhinestone penis on her shirt and my Grandma towed her car.

Richard: Jason and I have some big news.
Lorelai: You're pregnant?

Lorelai: What is it about cucumber water that makes it so much more refreshing then regular water?
Rory: I think it's the cucumbers.

Lorelai: It's 6:00
Rory: I know
Lorelai: On Saturday morning
Rory: That's right
Lorelai: It's 6:00 on Saturday morning
Rory: Do you want to wear docks or sneakers?
Lorelai: I want to wear slippers!
Rory: Up please!
Lorelai: Rory, my heart. It is Saturday, the day of rest.
Rory: Sunday is the day of rest.
Lorelai: No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest.
Rory: Pre-rest?
Lorelai: Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you're rested enough to enjoy your rest.
Rory: That makes absolutely no sense.
Lorelai: That's because it's 6:00 on Saturday morning!

Michel: Well, you know what happens when you assume.
Lorelai: What?
Michel: I don't know. Something about a donkey. It is a stupid American phrase.

[gilmorefriend]

Movies:
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL:
Black Knight: Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arms off!

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[No response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[No response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[No response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[Attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[They fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[They fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[Kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[Cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left

Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI.


Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm


King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?

King Arthur: NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No, NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No No, NI... NI.
Sir Bedevere: No,No,No,No... NI.

Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

King Arthur: [about the inscription on the rock] What does it say, Brother Maynard?
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of Aaauuuggghhh...”
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad: Maybe he was dictating it.
King Arthur: Oh shut up!
Sir Robin: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just "Aaaaauuuugggghhh".
[knights making groaning sounds]
Sir Bedevere: Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?
Sir Galahad: Where's that?
Sir Bedevere: France, I think.
Sir Lancelot: Isn't there a Saint "Aaaaavvvveeeesss" in Cornwall?
King Arthur: No that's Saint "Ives".
Sir Lancelot: Oh, yes. "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"!
[All knights saying, "Iiiiiivvvveeessss"]
Sir Bedevere: Whooooouuuuaaa!
Sir Lancelot: No no no, it's "Aaaaauuuugggghhhh" from the back of the throat.
Sir Bedevere: No I mean, "Whoooouuuuaaa!" as in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, you mean like, "AAAHH!"
Sir Bedevere: Yes, that's it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

ALL COPIED FROM IMDB.

[gracelandia]

"I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being good-looking.  I plan on finding out what that is."

Zoolander

[shiran]

a few of mine:

* how said minus times minus should be a plus?! (after 2 hours of doing math h.w...)
* if there's no light it means it dark?!
* we do we need school when we have street wise?!

"don't go after what you can get, go after what it is you want"
 

[LoveMe011]

"it's better to be hated for who you are than be loved for who you're not." -van zant.


sooo true.