Quotes

[BonVoyage1]

Luke:Red meat can kill you..enjoy.

[Imy]

so I've been collecting little quotes from people's sigs on here, and from random things people say to me or things I read randomly on the internet -

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken and the one who always brightens up your day even when she couldn’t brighten up her own. -that was from a bebo skin someone made!

It's not necessarily about the way someone looks. It's what's going on within a person's heart and mind."--Milo Ventimiglia -words of wisdom milo!!!

Save the rain every drop is a kiss from heaven! -I think that one was a joke!

THE FOUR STEPS OF LIFE in order)
1. You believe in Santa Claus

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus

3. You are Santa Claus

4. You look like Santa Claus   -from Gilmore_Luver_08's bebo!


-------------------Girls-----------------------                              -another one from bebo.
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys don’t want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree---------------

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy." My Best Friend's Wedding

Life's short, talk fast. -from a sig I don't remember who's!

When you want to criticize someone walk 5 miles in their shoes then when you criticize them you are 5 miles away and you have their shoes!! -that was from someone's sig I don't remember who's though!!

[LitLover]

Imy, those are all terrific quotes!  The Best Friend's Wedding one is one of my favorites; it's on my fanfiction.net profile. 

Here are some more of my favorite quotes.

"To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming." Eighteenth century English proverb

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"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

"An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he -- for some reason -- thinks it would be a good idea to give them."

"The tireder you are, the less impressed you are. With anything."

- Andy Warhol

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"Sometimes, people are a big surprise...Sometimes the surprise turns out to be good. And sometimes the surprise turns out to be bad. And sometimes the surprise is just friggin' confusing." -Twelve Sharp, by Janet Evanovich

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From Numb3rs

Allan: I'm going to tell you the same thing I've told all the geniuses I know.

Larry: What's that?

Allan: Don't be an idiot.

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From House

House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.

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From Bones

Booth: Bones, it’s after midnight! Hm? Christmas Eve Day, both an eve and a day. (His voice becomes reverent) It’s a Christmas miracle.

Bones: Still enjoying your medication, I see.

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From Dawson's Creek

Pacey: But a beautiful woman did just offer to have sex with me, no strings attached.

Joey: You're so cute when you're delusional.

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From CSI

Nick: Hey, Greg.

Greg: (looking through the microscope) Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.

Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.

Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good...

Nick: Cute toes?

Greg: Oh, ideal! And none are longer than the big toe.

Nick: Mmm.

Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside.

Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?

Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials!

Nick: (laughing) Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!

Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.

Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.

Greg: Ah, that's boring.

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From Gilmore Girls

Lorelai: I'm going to make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.

Rory: That's going on your tombstone.

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Rory: And don't be fooled by the Oprah sticker on the cover; it really is a good book!

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Paris: Sick people freak me out.

Rory: Paris, you're pre-med!

Paris: I’m really tired of having that constantly thrown in my face.

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(Paris pulls out a sword)

Rory: Tell me you didn't just have that lying around.

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From Friends

Joey: (Talking about Ralph Lauren) I hate his underwear. One time I bought a pair marked XS, and let me tell you, there's no room for excess anything in there!"

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Okay, so I basically just copied the "Quotes" section from my ff.net profile and threw out a few...it was easier that way. 

[Imy]

^Sharon I knew it!!! you did copy them!! lol that was from your profile I knew i read it on someone's ff profile!!!

I should have put this in my other post but-
OY WITH THE POODLES ALREADY!!!

and despite that fact that I'm a total Literati and do not support the Dean/Rory relationship I think that 'Because I love you, you idiot' is a great line!!

ooh and basically anything Lorelai says!!

[GilmoreAddict7899]

Lorelai: *picks up knife* "This could definitly do a foot!"

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Rory: "Hey Kirk, you look nice"
Kirk: "Thanks, this is the suit they buried my dad in"

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Sookie: "Uncle Ernie hugged me too long!"
Jackson: "Lorelai just checked Bo in"
Sookie: "We are soooooooo sorry."

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Rory: "Because Logan had many many blondes for Thanksgiving"

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Rory: "He has emerged."

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Lorelai: "What the amish dont know wont hurt them..........unless of course.....I want to hurt them!"

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Lorelai: "Wow, you're quiet. GG got a gun on you or somthing?"

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Lorelai: "Casty, no one understands you like I do!"

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[LitLover]

and despite that fact that I'm a total Literati and do not support the Dean/Rory relationship I think that 'Because I love you, you idiot' is a great line!!

Haha!  It's so funny 'cause I always wanted to use that line in a fanfic.  Seriously.  It popped into my head once a very long time ago, but I never got to work it in.  And then I saw that episode of Gilmore Girls!  It made me laugh. 

ooh and basically anything Lorelai says!!

Amen! 

[gilmorefriend]

Lorelai: *picks up knife* "This could definitly do a foot!"

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Rory: "Hey Kirk, you look nice"
Kirk: "Thanks, this is the suit they buried my dad in"

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Sookie: "Uncle Ernie hugged me too long!"
Jackson: "Lorelai just checked Bo in"
Sookie: "We are soooooooo sorry."

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Rory: "Because Logan had many many blondes for Thanksgiving"

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Rory: "He has emerged."

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Lorelai: "What the amish dont know wont hurt them..........unless of course.....I want to hurt them!"

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Lorelai: "Wow, you're quiet. GG got a gun on you or somthing?"

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Lorelai: "Casty, no one understands you like I do!"

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I love those quotes!

[#1DeanLover]

Jess: someone devel-egged my car!

lol! classic jess

[GilmoreAddict7899]

All Gilmore Girls:

In Omnia PAratus!

SO don't get all West Side STory on me, ok?

Honk if Emily Gilmore veiws your mind as her personel playground.

Bendlshnitz?.....Thats not english.

Hurry, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Focus
I am a camera

It's like drinking a My Little Pony.

Insert gasp here.

Silly rabbitt
timers are for kids

Quick! Wish for a Sephora to be built in walking distance.

I'm dancing on the inside.

Coffee?
Only with my oxygen.

Here, here!

His last words were an inaproppriate pass at the nurse tending to him.

Whats green for: aliens?

58 seats seats, 62 Koreans, RUN!

Goodnight, Doger



ok.....I can go on forever.....but I should stop now.....

[#1DeanLover]

Luke: "dead cow, dead cow"

[elocin]

" i was going to take over the world, but i got distracted by something sparkly!"
"i used to be normal, 'tell i met those losers i call my best friends!"
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" -Mrs. Weasley
(Sorry if that's offensive to anyone)
"life's random. so am I!"
"i think "good morning" is a contradiction of terms!"
"nobody is perfect. i am nobody..."
"i'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apoligizes" (i actually do  that!)
"everything that's meant to be will work out perfectly." -avril lavigne
"no damnit! i can't tell you how to get to seasame street!!"
(sorry if that offends anyone, as well.)
" i called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his PURSE!"
"don't hit kids... no seriously, they have guns now!"
"if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"when people don't laugh at our jokes, i dont think its a "you had to be there" thing, i think it's a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing!"

there are so many more, these are just ones i thought of off the top of my head, not including gilmore girls ones! sorry if they are offensive to anyone, again!

[Imy]

oh my gosh that one that elocin posted 'dont' kill kids they have guns now' I saw a picture of that on photobucket and i laughed sooo hard!!
and nobody is perfect i'm nobody used to be my screen name on msn!! lol
I love a Rory quote - 'she's 90% water 10% caffiene!!' (refferring to Lorelai)
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!

and yeah there are soooo many good quotes I just can't think of any!

[elocin]

haha yeah Imy, i love the "if you're gonna be 2-faced at least make one of um pretty!"

Gilmore Quotes:
"oy is the funniest word ever!" - Lorelai
"my daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. but if you are to come, you are to come with a man. and Kirk does not count!" -Mrs. Kim
"Lorelai Gilmore. Disapointing mother sinse 1968." -Lorelai
"she's 90% water, 10% caffiene!" -Rory (i love that one too, Imy!)
"butt faced miscrient" -Rory (i think that's how you spell it)
"i would do backflips but i am way too cool" -Jess
"i'm gonna go take a shower. i'll leave you to make out with your sock drawer." -Lorelai
"see? he called me "hot plates!" he soo likes me!"  -Lorelai
"maybe i can get her to call cat kirk when she's calling for him, and human kirk when she's calling for me." -Human Kirk!!!
"i was afraid you weren't eating right at school. marshmellow?" -Lorelai
"you abandaned your hampster?" -Luke
"your boobs are totally bigger than mine!" -Lorelai
"i'm sorry, can you bring me a sharper fork? i'm not sure this one can go all the way through your hand." -Lorelai
"Rory, Gigi, Rory, Gigi? they're identical!" -Lorelai
"there. old menus, knock yourself out." -Luke "how come everyone else gets a new menu?" -Lorelai
"why, i believe it's those adorable gilmore girls!" -Rory
"uh, i've got someone standing abnormally close to me. call you later?" "ok, say hi to kirk for me." -Lorelai, Rory
"they throw up and you're golden!" and "they must've heard about the table." -Lorelai
"god lives in london? my mother lives in london. your mother is god? So, god is a woman." -Lorelai and Richard
"as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i am totally flexible!" -Lorelai
"well, i got here early, and there was nothing to do except feed gummi bears  to the bomb sniffing dogs, which apparently the U.S. government frowns upon!" -Lorelai
"special? like stop eating the paste, special?" -Rory

plus tons more!!!

[violaplayer1234]

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

Luke: They’re not raw eggs. They look like. . . deviled eggs.
Jess: Someone devil-egged my car?
Luke: Well, that is paprika.
Jess: Someone prepared deviled eggs to throw at my car?
Luke: Man, they must hate you a lot. Hey, maybe it was the guy in the garden department.
Jess: I’m gonna go get something to clean this up.
Luke: Or maybe it was the assistant night manager. You guys have words in the snack room?

 
"Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet. If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl."
Lorelai Gilmore

"Is there a problem?"
"Nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play."

Rory? Are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?
Richard Gilmore

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
Ray Bradbury

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
A. A. Milne

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but
shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and
smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but
less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more
problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,
drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too
little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too
much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to
life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but
have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer
space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom,
but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more
computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we
communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small
character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of
two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are
days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away morality, one night
stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to
quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom.

George Carlin

If you read all of the last one, then congratulations.  Right now that is one of my favorite quotes...because it rings so true in my ears.

[#1DeanLover]

Lorelai: "Happy logan't birthday!"
Rory: "Happy logan't birthday."