Quotes

[Gilmore_Luver_08]

You cant stop looking at me but you have to force yourself to look at him.. srry man.. thats harsh

basket, basket maker, guy who didnt bring anough money

I LOVE BOTH OF THOSE! Jess is so funny when he says though! lol Love 'em!

Lorelai: Sookie,dont do math! You know it makes your head hurt!
lol classic

[ohstennischic]

Michel: ahh my chair

Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

Johnny: Nobody puts baby in a corner.

[Gilmore_Luver_08]

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world

love.that.one!Also.the.one

Its.funny.how.he.can.break.your.heart.but.you.can.still.love.him.with.all.the
little.peices!

[ohstennischic]

Come on, it's time to rise and shine!
Yeah, I'm more likely to stoop and puke


I feel the need . . . the need for speed!

And though Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentleman, is that they lived.

[javajunkie93]

Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You've got wings, baby.
(OK, predictable...but I looooove that line!)

Jess: You kiss me, you tell me not to say anything - very flattering, by the way...

Soccer Girl: But she was all up in my grill!
Luke: Yeah, I know, and I hate it when people are up in my grill too, but...

And not from Gilmore Girls....

Me: What's second world country?
My friend: *blank stare*
Me: I mean, a first world is what we live in, and a third world is, like, nowheresville, so what's a second?
My friend: Something in between.
Me: Like Morocco?

My friend: What's high strung mean?
Me: Is it latin?

My friend (commenting on Friends, the show): I'm not sure who said it. One of the guys. Kinda looks like Matthew Perry...

And from other TV shows...

(FROM FRIENDS):
Chandler: Monica? I think you've gone over to the bad place.

Joey: Sup. Playing a little playstation, huh? Playstation is wack. Sup da wack playstation sup!

Ross: I'm going to go wander out in the rain.
Rachel: It's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!

Monica: Four seven! Five seven! Six seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!

Teacher: You, in the blue shirt.
Phoebe: There are many answers to your question.
Teacher: Would you like to venture one?
Phoebe: Would you like to venture one?
Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Teacher: All right, let's move on.
Phoebe: Okay, then.

Rachel: It's like everyone's always told me, you're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. And now I'm thinking, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse? Or a hat? No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat - it's a metaphor, daddy!

(FROM GREYS ANATOMY)
Addison: God wants you to be an adulteress?
Izzy: God got a virgin pregnant by magic. God isn't playing by the rules.

Cristina: Fine. We're a couple. Don't make a big deal out of it.

Meredith: I seem to be a little drunk.

Addison: I prefer ruler of all that is evil, but I will answer to satan.

George: I can see his head! Wow, he's got a lot of hair!
Bailey: O'Malley?
George: Yes ma'am?
Bailey: Stop looking at my va-jay-jay!
George: Yes, ma'am.

[djb]

Patience, grasshopper. They use it in GG, but I'm not sure where it's from...
Really good quote, though...

It's not from the Karate Kid it's from a 70's tv series called "Kung Fu" with David Carradine.

[Gilmore_Luver_08]

I love this line thing(Its a quote from a fanfiction, lol. The Orange Crush Will Get You Everytime on fanfiction.net. )

Boy(Dan) Burbs

Boy's dad(Jess!!): and you say?

Dan: Sorry to be so rude,it was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say Hello, now it will go back down below.

[LitLover]

Monica: Four seven! Five seven! Six seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!

Haha! That's one of my favorite Friends scenes!

[#1DeanLover]

Lorelai, "Oh no, I left the circus elephants in the car!!!! Ah, I didn't even crack a window."

[xAlisonx]

Paris: "Yes i heard you the first time, my god, find a pirate to sit on ok?"

[#1DeanLover]

Lorelai
Well I didn't have any plastic wrap handy.

[starrgazer03]

(Friends)
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair.
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE.
Chandler: Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.

Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?

Rachel: Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!

Joey: Hey Ross, I have a scientific question.
Ross: Oh yeah, what?
Joey: I homosapiens really were HOMOsapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, they're people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!

(Gilmore Girls)

Logan: Rory, you're special.
Rory: Like "stop-eating-the-paste" special?

Colin: I'm Colin. And this is Finn. And you are?
Lorelai: Her mother.
Finn: My God, those are good genes.

Luke: Rory's not here yet.
Lorelai: Then you'll have to entertain me until she arrives. Okay Burger boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry me?
Luke: Just looking for something to shut you up.

Lorelai: Please do not tell me that you are sitting right in front of me.
Emily: No, it's a hologram. Life like, isn't it?

Lorelai: Hey, maybe that's the Town Loner's point. That, like, he's protesting man's inability to communicate by not communicating and getting us all to talk about communication.
Rory: Whoa, you are blowin' my mind here.

[Gilmore_Luver_08]

Gilmore Girls:

R: little tip, ever want to speak to me again, don't pull that out of my ear.
J: I'm guessing nose's off limit,too.
R: Anywhere you wouldn't naturally find a coin.

J: basket, basket maker, guy who didn't bring enough money.

Girl: but she was all up in my grill!
Lu: I know, and I hate it when people get all up in my grill too!

Girl(off screen): she went one way,and her knee went the other!

[delaware14]

i love this one!!

Lorelai: Hug-a-World would like to see the world.
Rory: It's moving.
Lorelai: There's something living there besides Canadians.
Rory: I hugged it, I hugged it really tight.
Lorelai: Yes, you did.
Rory: I have to shower! [runs away]

[EmilySunshine]

This quote is from the movie Surf's Up.  But I still love it!

Shia Labeouf (Cody in Surf's Up):  "Everyone's like Cody this, Cody that.  Cody's me bro, let me be me."

& then some...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long an so regretfully up the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.  -Alexander Graham Bell

Never be afraid to try, remember...
Amateurs built the ark
Professionals built the Titanic

There's a little truth behind every jk
a little curiosity behind every jw
a little knowledge behind ever idk
&& a little emotion behind every idc.
*Just kidding, Just wondering, I don't know, I don't care.

"girl:he was right about you, you're a son of a bitch.
Milo V:that's not fair. you never met my mother.  she's quite lovely"--The bedford diaries